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Terrible Things

by The Hedonists

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1.
I needed a place to stay I needed someone to tell me that they loved me I need a face That I could press against mine And love absolutely I needed someone To tell me that I was great That I would live forever Cause all of my dreams Are filled with terrible things And naked girls, violence and lust I take what I can, because I must I needed a place Cause I was out on the street And I was getting lonely I needed someone So I could share all my woes Call her my one and only I needed a face That I could press against mine Remind me that I’m human Cause all of my dreams Are filled with terrible things And naked girls, violence and lust I take what I can because I must Girl, I’m not asking for much Just some food on the table And a roof overhead And a high speed internet connection And a mac book, and an i-pod, and an i-phone, and an i-pad And I’ll need a car with at least six cylinders And a job with at least six figures And holiday pay for at least six weeks I’m going to Barceona for the weekend baby And I want fame I just want people to remember my name Is that so much to ask?
2.
I don’t want your pity I want intimacy I salivate when you sing to me Slap me you’re so salty Kiss me you’re so sweet Fill me up then leave me be Lay down Lick me love me Please don’t leave me all alone I don’t want your pity I want double cheese Love me ‘till there’s nothing left of me They tell me you’re unhealthy But they’re just jealous I know Grease me up Felatio Lay down Lick me love me suck me dry Spit it out I will comply Lay down Lick me love me Please don’t leave me all alone I need your taste on my tongue
3.
Animal 03:14
I tippy-toe across your window honey I’ve gotta know what you’re thinking and feeling Last night you turned me out but baby I’m gunna crawl back in Baby gunna crawl back in Quick sneak to take a quick peak honey Just to see you makes me shiver with pleasure Last night you turned me out but baby I’m gunna crawl back in Baby gunna crawl and Girl, you’re freaking me out now I’m middle class I’m civilised But when you look at me and flash those pearly whites You turn me into an animal It’s strange to say but on the day you left me You actually brought us closer together Watching you through the window honey I see a side of you that you never showed to me My hands weren’t meant to type at a keyboard My teeth weren’t meant to just chew muesli The hunter-gatherer inside me baby You bring it out in me Honey wait and see I’ve been repressed Lobotomised But when the drum plays in my head I come alive You turn me into an animal
4.
Mary, I’ve just got to know You can tell me the truth How does your garden grow? Pretty maids all in a row A maid as pretty as you Need never wake up alone Fingers slide down the fret board Down the nape of her neck and her spine We wanted love And took all that we could hold We stuffed full our pockets and started to run And we’re just fine This love is mine Georgie couldn’t understand why It wasn’t the girls in his school Who would make his blood rise Let me put it another way Georgie Porgie pudding and pie Kissed all of the girls But it was a lie We’re nothing more Than debris in the breeze Mary, Mary, quite contrary This party is out of control Little Bo-Peep has lost her innocence Alice just dropped a tab of acid Goldilocks is passed out in your parents’ bed And the Mad Hatter is coming down Mary all we wanted was a good time The sun was setting and our lips were dry So we turned up to the house with a box of wine And the music’s playing And the walls are swaying And the shit we’re taking Man I feel amazing I never wanna see the sun rise And we feel oh so high To have just one more became a compulsion So we drop the bucket, we pull up the lotion And we feel like we’re never gunna die But we just didn’t realise Just how fast that well runs dry
5.
Goon Tang 01:41
One sperm swims faster While another million drown High rise, French fries, Disney on ice The beast bows at our feet Point that thing right at the sun Yeah! Pull the trigger Large hadron collider my god The beast bows at our feet We laugh all the way to the bank One sperm swims faster Another million drown High rise, French fries, Disney on ice The beast bows at our feet We laugh at bears through the bars of our cages A million man made miracles, that’s right The beast bows at our feet We laugh all the way to the bank
6.
I’ll do it for a time we’ll see Is this form of income for me? Should I wake up or resume being asleep Maybe Neo can tell me But wait The characters of fiction often so It may seem should not be Looked to for guidance in actuality Put me in a box But leave it open I’ve got to breathe Living moment to moment Is how I seem to be At one point I’ll deal And another I’ll flee Not the best way of living Sweet uncertainty Might I chance for the better When I’m twenty three?
7.
A game show host is grinning as the contestants are grabbing There’s money to be winning and the audience is laughing The advertiser’s singing ‘cause the ratings are soaring The blonde model’s teeth are gleaming, investors are applauding It seems everybody’s winning so why do I feel so sick? ‘Cause it’s glorifying greed or ‘cause it’s all so fucking boring? Change the channel there’s the answer staring at me from the screen We play games while other people live in fear and poverty I watched the news today Never again man, that shit is fucking crazy Put on Master Chef, make me feel ok Wake me up from my Cambodian fever dream The first thing that I notice is the unbearable heat The smell is a close second, garbage piled in the street The food is way too spicy and the hostel’s a mess But those one dollar beers, they help me to forget And now I’m wrapped around the toilet and I’m puking out my guts Did I catch dengue fever or did I just drink too much? As I leave I see a local girl with the most gorgeous face She’s a goddess but she’s not enough to keep me in this place I don’t wanna know baby what goes down below Complimentary wine at thirty thousand feet Put back your seat, enjoy your flight
8.
I don’t know why I do the things I do Sneaking suspicion that there is no truth I can’t see the forest for the trees But I don’t mind you see Ignorant I’ll go blissfully Swinging from the vine Evolution’s left me with this troubled mind And a sack of flesh and bone I strum a chord and then I feel alright I down my drink and I'm invincible At least for tonight Pleasure is great until a certain point But the faithless know Some nights you’ll feel the cold Swinging from the vine Shit the view is good And the wind on my face Makes me feel so alive The devout are saved While the others burn in hell For evermore If there's a god I’m not sure I like her or him If there’s a heaven I’ll just cross my fingers, hope I get in If they decide it’s just Decree that I must burn I’ll take it on the chin But for now I’ll just keep Swinging from the vine
9.
She slithers right under the covers She slides right out of her dress Heart rate starts to rise Making a beautiful mess As you undress I taste blood on the tip of my tongue Fingernails puncture my skin That look in your eyes Making a beautiful mess I couldn’t stop if I tried Making a beautiful mess As you undress
10.
Raindance 05:53
I went to a supermarket To accessorize my life I was nearly brought to tears by What I saw in aisle 5 They checked my brain I’m not insane It’s just the way things are done In suburbia I went to the computer store To make myself a modern man I got tangled in USB chords Fell over and broke my ram Ask myself after some wine Is this where I wanna die? Boxed in like books on a shelf Can’t be good for your health So I turn to the sky and I pray Lord make it rain Then somebody hacked my facebook They should have just cut off my hands Then the hacker posed as me And the fucker stole all my friends I was meant to dance naked around a fire at night Instead I’m standing lost and desperate In the electronics section of K-Mart But I smile and I wave Act like it is ok But I haven’t had sex In like three hundred day And I’m glued to my phone ‘Cause I can’t be alone And now I can’t be calm ‘Cause I start at the tone And my boss is a jerk But I still go to work ‘Cause the rent is now due And I am what I earn And my path has been laid Like a rat in a maze So I pray make it rain For at least forty days ‘Cause if this is the first world Why do I feel hollow? And so we dance to make it rain And when it rains we dance all the same And so we dance to make it rain And when it rains We dance to see the sunshine again
11.
Sunchild 06:45
The 100 was late and Mayfield was godless Next to me sat a girl with a violin smile When she asked I told her that I was going nowhere And with a legato grin she replied I’ll meet you there The tide never lies The moon’s always on time And she whispers to me Sweet nothings This girl was a sunchild She ran naked and wild Through the grass and the trees We drank rosé and danced around the love tree Basil pesto, blueberries, gelato and spice Is all we need And now we drink only wine We eat up the stars I found compassion and love In the curves of my guitar She said from stardust we are made And to dust we will return The earth will eat our bodies up Just like a breath And when it does my dear I’ll meet you there The tide never lies The moon’s always on time And she whispers to me Sweet nothings And now I’m a sunchild I run naked and wild Through the grass and the trees Sweet nothings And now we dance And now we love We know we’ll die But we won’t cry

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Our debut album, recorded ourselves with borrowed gear and limited experience, but a lot of enthusiasm.

You can watch us work on the album in a behind the scenes video here:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgljTyUbBX0

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released October 31, 2015

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